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Say, how about this?

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Wanted gravediggers, good salary,
applied... No, no, too, too morbid. Too

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to marry you.

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Hey,

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here's one.

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Wanted waiters, free uniforms, free
transportation, free lunches, free

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quarters, and free cigarettes.

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Oh, boy, free cigarettes.

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What, no matches?

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I wouldn't work for that piker.

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He's right.

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He's probably the kind of guy who would
put water in a soup.

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Water in a soup.

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That reminds me, I'm hungry.

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Me too.

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Me three. Let's eat.

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What do we got?

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Nice soup from a nice juicy bone.

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Smells like a dead horse.

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Why, you numbskull.

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We sent you to the butcher shop for
meat, not to the glue factory.

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He's trying to poison us, that's what.

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You get out of this house before I split
your head open from ear to ear, you

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Lucretia Borgia. If that means what I
think it does. So what?

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So I'll go.

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Hey, Larry, look.

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Goodbye, fellas.

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Wait a minute, kid.

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We were only fooling.

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Gee, really?

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Yeah. Haven't we always shared
everything you ever owned? Sign me. By

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didn't you say your last name was Link?

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You don't know my name is Curly Q. Link.

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What's the Q stand for? Quincy? No.
Quillip? No. What does the Q stand for?

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Cuff. Oh, Cuff Link.

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Didn't you once tell me you were born in
Oxford?

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I don't remember. I was born awfully
young.

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Think hard.

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Concentrate. Didn't you say you had an
uncle?

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Yeah, Uncle Baba Link, but the family
didn't speak to him. He had millions.

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That's it. We're rich. We're filthy with
dough. You're filthy without it.

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Look, sponge head, I ain't kidding.
You're rich. You're a millionaire.

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You're in the dough. You're swimming in
filthy logger. You're in the moolah,

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kid. I am? Yeah.

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Then why am I bothering you two hobos?

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Oh, snob, eh?

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A double cross.

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Oh, wait a minute. Can't I be a
millionaire without you two guys?

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No.

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That's all I want to know.

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Let's go and get the dough.

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Let's go and get the moolah. Go and get
the moolah. Go and get the moolah. Go

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and get the moolah. Go and get the
moolah.

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for this kid. Yeah.

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Look at those Hermitunionian rugs.

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Is that what they are?

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What a beautiful place.

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Reminds me of the...

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ain't gonna be no Will Redd. Then what
are we here for?

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You're here because Professor Bob O
'Link didn't die. He was murdered.

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Murdered? Murdered.

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And his body disappeared.

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It's absurd. You don't think we did it?

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Well, maybe you didn't, maybe you
didn't, but you're not leaving here till

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find out, see?

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Besides, some of you are still missing.

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I beg your pardon.

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Who are you?

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I'm missing Link.

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No, I'm the found Link. No, no, no.
Quiet.

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What's the matter with you?

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Who are you?

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Don't tell me you haven't heard of Link,
Mink, and Pink.

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Never heard of them. What do they do?

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We're in the sausage business.

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Link sausage, Mink sausage, and Pink
sausage.

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Easy,

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Clyde.

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And they stole the will. My money.

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Come on, get out of here.

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You don't want to see this.

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Nobody enter that room or touch
anything.

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You fellas guard the door.

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Aye, aye, sir.

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Where's the phone?

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Over there.

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There's been another murder at 111
Riverside Drive.

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Yes, I'll file a complete report later.

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Yes, sir. These people are staying all
night. Give them rooms. Yes, sir. Take

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the south room, please.

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You take the north room, please. Oh,
dear, we don't want to stay here.

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Well, get going.

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This way, please.

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to put out the lights.

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Come this way.

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I

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wouldn't

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go into that room if I were you.

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That was the master's laboratory.

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Laboratory? Yes.

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He was a chemist. Made his experiments
in there.

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This room gives me the creeps.

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Poor Mr.

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Link. He was murdered in this room, on
the very spot on which you're standing.

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Now!

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What's the matter with you, Lunghead?

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And then the master's body disappeared.

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Do you have to keep reminding me?

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Sorry. Good night, gentlemen.

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I hope you'll have a nice long sleep.

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Thanks, Dracula.

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We might as well go to bed.

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Suppose the murderer comes back again.
Shut up. You've got nothing to worry

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about. If he stabs you in the head,
he'll wreck his knife.

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And don't say murderer anymore, will
you?

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What's the idea of going to bed with
your clothes on? I want to be ready in

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something happens.

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Oh, a fraidy cat.

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Yeah.

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Blow out the candle.

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Oh, no.

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Then it'll be dark in here. I'm scared.

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I might see a ghost.

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Blow it out, I said, or I'll blow out
your brains.

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Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

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Reasonable facsimile. All right.

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Hey, hey.

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What happened? Wake up and go to sleep.

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Or facsimile thereof.

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Come on. Shut up.

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Hey,

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Mo.

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What's the matter? The door, it opened
by itself.

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You're crazy. The wind probably blew it
open. Now go on to sleep.

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What's the matter this time? I hear
somebody groaning. The place is full of

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spooks.

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Let's turn on the light. The kid will
look under the bed.

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Okay, if you promise to go to sleep. Oh,
I promise. Honestly, I do. I promise.

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Okay.

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Get up.

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I'll show you. There's nothing around
here.

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Show me.

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Hold the light down here.

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I don't understand why you should get so
spooky just because a guy got croaked

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in this room.

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Now look under there.

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Yeah? There's a mattress.

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And a spring.

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And a bedstead. And a few termites.

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I don't see no termites.

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Well, look under here. I'll start again.

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There's a spring.

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A bedstead.

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And some bed slats.

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There's a rug.

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And a mattress. Whoa, whoa. And a few
termites. Whoa, whoa.

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A skeleton.

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What's the matter with you? If you don't
stop seeing things, I'm going to gouge

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your eyes out.

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Now, there's nothing around here, you
understand?

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Here, take a good look under the bed.
There's nothing there but a mattress and

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spring. And there's some slats.

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Hello. It's a fine time to be alone.

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There it is. It spoke to me again.

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It's walking around.

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The spook spoke.

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Hey, what's going on around here?

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There's a hideous ghost walking around
with its head in its hands. Where?

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There's nothing over there. Where?

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It went behind a chair. I saw it.

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Once and for all, we'll show you there's
no ghost behind chairs.

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Hey, is there?

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Go on, you guys go first. I'll be right
behind you.

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Now, come on. There's nothing to be
afraid of. I won't sneak up. I'll handle

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whole situation.

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Shh.

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Where? Behind there.

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Oh, I can't look at this. I can.

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I can.

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No!

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You'll burn me up.

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Get out of the way.

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I'll find this thing.

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Skeletons. Bunk, that's what.

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Skeleton with little feet, eh?

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What?

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Stop it!

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Go on back there in the bed. Stop it!

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Breaking up my sleep. If you so much as
breathe, I'll tear your tonsils out and

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tie it around your neck for a bow tie.

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Get in there!

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Out to the edge now.

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You're a sleepwrecker.

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Go to sleep.

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I tell you, I saw a ghost.

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Ghosts, spooks, skeletons, kid stuff.

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There are no such things as ghosts.

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I didn't hit you on the head yet.

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Now go to sleep.

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Mo,

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he's right. It's a ghost. It's right
there.

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Oh,

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you too, eh? I'm going to have trouble
with you.

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Well, let me give you a little advice.

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What? Now go on. Go to sleep before I
murder you.

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You got some nambulas?

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seen it with my own eyes, and I wouldn't
believe it. Not even for big comf. That

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was like me. I ain't scared.

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But let's get the heck out of here.

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Yeah.

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It's locked.

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There must be a key. See if we can find
it. Yeah. All locks got keys.

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Let's see if we can find the key.

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all excited and tired and i can't i see
i'll have to take action why

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Listen, mister. Yeah, this joint's
haunted. Haunted, my eye.

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Now, don't give me any more trouble.

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Don't shake. Take it easy.

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Section 18.

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To my niece, Liza Link, I leave $1 ,250
,000.

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To my nephew, Curly Q Link... That's me!
That's me!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much? How much? To
my nephew, Curly Q Link, I leave a sum

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total of 67 cents net.

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67... 67 cents!

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67 cents!